Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
madibrielle212 0
Brown chicken brown cow!(: hahah
NikkiCat 0
first: spiders are not insects. those has six legs spiders have eight. spiders and scorpions are arachnids. second. tomatoes are classified as fruit because of the amount of juice. and a dolphin is a mammalian creature too idiot... mammal = warm blooded..... whales are mammals. know before you speak. dumbass.
MsMeiriona 2
Idiot. That was the point of the comment. All the statements were false. Think before you post.
carpeltunnel23 0
"those has six legs"...
SlaveToRetail 10
You spelled "Hurf durf I can't understand sarcasm" wrong.
Docbee 11
If a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
awkward_turtles 1
Damn 199 I was about to say that! :P
Iheartfunny 1
1 I was going to thumb up your comment but its at 123 thumbs so I cant break the chain hope you understand
Iheartfunny 1
99 did you make that whole thing up it was hilarious
n_epic_fail 14
all I know is dolphins are NOT cute spiders are creepy as hell tomatoes are red and chicken tastes good. all this other stuff is irrelevant.
rebekahah 7
99- I think I'm going to cry, that was so amazing :')
jewishman2011 0
this is a lie
annagilbert 6
chickens arent mammals?