That's a mother
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, my mother went on another long rant, detailing 20 years of bad things that we all already knew about a relative. The slightest recollection in a conversation never fails to turn into unending monologues. I can't change the past, nor the subject of conversation apparently. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my mother started arguing with me once again about how my life revolves around my girlfriend and how it's unhealthy to spend so much time with her. We live together and are engaged to be married. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
Definitely can live without them.
Aphrodite 20
Agree to disagree?
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Comments (20)
Aphrodite 20
Agree to disagree?
Akitakat 31
Gotta love family! Can’t live with them... can’t live without them.
Sinshine 28
Definitely can live without them.
RichardPencil 32
It’s easy to get into a fight with someone who agrees with you if they have a stupid reason to get there.
smartjaguargurl 17
My mom and I used to have fights when we’d literally be saying the same thing but phrased differently...
ImpKit 7
I've had those fights. All the more infuriating when you realise that you're both saying the same thing, try to bring that to their attention & defuse the situation, and they refuse to accept that. Because you don't want to keep fighting but you also don't want to stop fighting because that would leave them feeling like they "won" the fight and that you're "wrong". In my experience, it happens mostly with people who have a compulsive need to always be right...
WistayShlaio82 13
Oh so you’re related to me then
WistayShlaio82 13
Oh so you’re related to me then