Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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Top comments
rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
BIGASSTITS 12
What a BITCH!
divadro102 16
Don't care, where are your ****?
rein 8
oh! there you are, perry.
physicist48 0
There was a supreme court ruling calling the tomato a fruit for tax purposes. It is irrelevant what it is eaten with.
3bluebells 0
Well **** ur mom ur rite
157315731573 0
Wait, chickens aren't reptiles?:(
racheljessie 17
Does she also happen to know which came first, the chicken or the egg? Or if a rooster lays an egg on a roof which side it will fall off of? LOL!
westerngirl87_fml 10
Maybe for some reason this person's mother is under the impression that mammals are any animals that have to obtain oxygen from the air. I think a lot of people are under that impression.
vettle 6
No she doesn't. She bought her degree online.
allieo 1
epic win
MsMeiriona 2
Did you think to ask where the mammary glands were on them? Foot in mouth should have ensued.