Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
TaylorMcGown 2
Haha it's funny looking at the people comment who don't understand sarcasm...
wolfe97 0
Chickens are mammals u dumb ass
Pikachu206 2
Mammals require mammary glands. Unless the chicken starts producing milk they will forever be birds under the class Aves.
Friaza 29
Inb4 comments are closed
bubo_fml 11
The University of KFC is not an accredited College...Nice try tho, Mom!
MrSpanky1193 12
The only mammal in THE ENTIRE WORLD that lays eggs is the Platypus. Fact.
MsMeiriona 2
The echidna says hi.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
57-Dolphins are mammals and spiders are arachnids. Hope I spelled that right...
cottmand 6
Chicken lay eggs they are not mammals!
gmc_blossom 21
If tomatoes are truly fruit then they should he in fruit salads. People should be able to get tomato smoothies. People should get tomato
JawneeG 0
196 describe the lemon
Wulf_Reinard 0
238- can't decide whether troll or just stupid...