Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
Ginger7322 10
If you can't beat them, join them am I right?
KingreX32 21
how the **** did that happen?
TaurusTheBull 13
I apologize for making a reference, but the fact that the guy was wearing a panda costume totally reminds me of Ivan from Hetalia...
My_name_isnt_Pip 3
It must've been pandamonium! *ba dum tissss*
Damien_Rose 8
Bothering with an idiot doing an idiotic thing such as fighting (I get the feeling drunkenly...) makes you an idiot. YDI
mattrd_fml 31
How did you get in fight with a guy in a panda suit? Follow up please!
Backslash 6
Can't decide if you deserve it or if your life sucks, what was the fight about?
tiger3110 6
Did he give you a bad cupon?
SuperStalker13 5
Wow, Poe reAlly has gotten strong
fantasyworld 39
I'm trying to imagine how that all went down but I can't.