Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
Jarmz 0
fail
Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
chester75 5
lol look at the bright side you got your FML published :)
OkayImSorry 0
Dude. It takes all four to take down shredder. A single ninja turtle wouldn't stand a chance without his homies.
Justforlolz 14
When I read "ninja turtle", I knew that this simply could not qualify as a FML.
OkayImSorry 0
^ I agree, That would make my day.
kellanlvr 1
and no one noticed a ninja turtle robbing you?
OkayImSorry 0
Kellen. Baby, they thought he was saving him.
Justforlolz 14
Hey, why was my combat removed? I wasn't questioning whether or not the FML was legit, I was stating how awesome it would be to be robbed by a ninja turtle. Geez modz, cut me some slack. :-/
That1GuyUNo 0
ONG YOU'RE SO LUCKY. That was Remi Gaillard-- look up his videos on youtube, he's famous.
killjimmy 0
teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles! robbers in a costume, turtle power!
fthislyfe 22
lol that was funny. this is so gonna be my one of my favorites.
ryno101 3
that's a whole lot of awesome!
a_nutritionist 10
@37 he was dressed as one of the foot clan. who wouldnt rob someone dressed as one of those losers.
Trololololololo_fml 7
Guess it won't be hard to find him then?
TheNewGuy03 29
it could be worse. they could have gotten robbed by...APRIL. :O |the kid|
KidInk_fml 0
I know right
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
he's a ninja mind u
funnyshitt 0
lol yea i looked him up couldent stop laughing good chance it was a guy trying to copy him because the op's in america
funnyshitt 0
im talking about what #75 said
a_nutritionist 10
@75 the guy is famous for being a ****. i dont know whats worse, his existence or the band of douchebags who idolise him.
xGolBLiiN 1
did anyone else watch the show "Breaking in" on fox where this happened? :p
raphanne_fml 33
Or maybe you for having absolutely no sense of humour.... Yeah I'm one of the douchebags that ideolise him, so go eat your carrots and live in your sad world...
imthatguythatdid 0
which one?
rockindyl22 0
169, CARROTS!?! Made my day.
a_nutritionist 10
@169 you wouldnt know what a sense of humour was if it sat on your face. i guess i should find it funny that someone behaves like a child for the purpose of irritating others, damaging private property and endangering the people around them. the only way i could find this even remotely redeeming is if he compensated those he ****** over, and there is no evidence of that, so hes just a **** with a camera.
mikeyb102 0
37, I like to read your comments as if it's the cat saying them. makes em a whole lot better lol
raphanne_fml 33
# 248 You don't know what you are talking about. Rémi Gaillard always pays and compensates others for what he damages and never trully "endangers" anybody... He actually is a really nice guy who just doesn't take life too seriously... You should try...
a_nutritionist 10
@268 i respond to what i see. he doesnt show that he compensated anyone in his videos, and doesnt give any disclaimers either. as such, im not going to take your word for it that he doesnt genuinely **** anyone over. and yes he does endanger people.
rafsta 0
Ninja Turtles! lol yhat suks
Lexi_Ray 5
that* :)
ImaWiseGuy 5
were you carrying a pizza by chance?
Big_Red_138 3
OP is in New York too! So it all fits, minus being robbed of course.
Blackmail111 9
Soooo thats how the turtles get all that money for pizza
seeunexttuesdays 6
your spelling "suks" too
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
jackiemoonthepro 5
lol imagine giving a description to the cops
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Yeah. Cop: "So a "turtle" robbed you?" OP: "A teenage MUTANT NINJA turtle." Cop: "Did you happen to be carrying a pizza?"
yanksby7 6
Holdups in a half shell...TURTLE POWER!
imnotcraZ 0
amazingly creative thief...
jglenn88 0
that's a awesome person to be robbed by though!
llamalover96 0
THIS WAS ON THE SHOW COPS :o the guy like shot at them through the front door. but the cops didn't believe him
MsSoulReaper 27
The guy probably took OPs pizza.
GrandmaPearl 0
I heard u like mudkipz! lol! idk what they are but someone told me that
Neorecon19 18
What does the irony taste like? Iron?
rafsta 0
Did u leave pizza in tha fridge
J1hill33 12
they're just awesome like that
italiangurrl 8
which one was it?
JoeTheMan12 0
who ever it was he was damn sneaky!
mrmystery96 0
Had to have been Raphael, as revenge for that XKCD comic.
roobin302 0
was it donatello?
Juggalette_623 9
Has to be Raphael. The others don't got the balls to go take what they want. XD
MrSexyPants 14
You must be a pizza delivery man.
serote_man 0
you seen that to
cocokiss410 0
ninja turtles rock!!!
swearmonkey 0
Your name and comment reminds me of Mr. Sexys Pizza from That 70's Show (
iAmScrubs 19
And then you called to get your microwave fixed and Bob the Builder showed up?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Don't forget about Handy Manny :3
sandythongs 1
handy mandy got caught by immigration use your handy to wave to mandy :p