Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
blueknight1st 26
Sounds like the complete idiot was you.
Cazz91 21
Do you happen to be that man with his kid in a grocery store that had a panda knock over your cart for the hell of it in that vine video on Facebook, OP?
Tapia23 4
That's awesome!!
JMichael 26
Did he hit you in the ass with a tennis racket?
Laura_the_panda 3
hasn't any one told you don't mess with the pandas
Laura_the_panda 3
Never mess with us
shaggystar 3
I did, once tried to fight with a panda. I only came to find out. You do not mess with a panda. They have the moves.
Faith13 16
Where you at the Giant's baseball game?
akatsukiOusawa 2
Never say no to Panda!
itsmecutiepie 17
Have you never seen that commercial on YouTube? Never say no to panda. Like never EVER. Oh, by the way, I'd die to look like a panda. So cute and fuzzy.