Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
tranced_ 45
that should be cute! what are you complaining about?
graceinsheepwear 34
On the next episode of "When Animals Attack"...
SergeantSnuggles 12
lulz...
amayasoma 19
Did anyone record it?! I would want to see this!
Pakundo 9
What is this, Saints Row?
Ksweety_fml 27
Damn..
AholeCop 11
I like to imagine OP was just really drunk and got into a slap fight with an actual panda.
awesomeamandas 37
Pandas aren't idiots. People who think they are pandas are idiots. (This will be buried. I just know it.)
BillyBobJoe12346 3
In CANADA?!
FrankHotpants 31
Now there's something you thought you'd never have to say.