Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
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Dirtysalamander1 13
I have a hunch that that might not be the only reason for the break up. maybe it took time to figure out wall yall need from each other and it just didn't click. it's a good experience for you and next time you can detect what you'll be looking for in a guy sooner.
Dirtysalamander1 13
you need to go out and talk to people. you spend too much time alone deprived.
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Comments (4)
Plop 17
I think you may have misunderstood what he meant when he said you didn't spend enough time playing with his "joystick"...
Dirtysalamander1 13
you need to go out and talk to people. you spend too much time alone deprived.
Plop 17
Either that, or I made a pun and it didn't land. I guess we'll never know which one....
bleachedraven 14
Yep...should have played with the joystick. 🤣
vadarose 12
I’m so sorry that happened OP and it sucks so much right now but hopefully you’ll see this as a blessing in disguise. You deserve someone better than him if he can’t communicate clearly with when there’s disconnect instead of flat out just breaking up with you.
Dirtysalamander1 13
I have a hunch that that might not be the only reason for the break up. maybe it took time to figure out wall yall need from each other and it just didn't click. it's a good experience for you and next time you can detect what you'll be looking for in a guy sooner.