Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I realised I'm one of those people who can talk without caring if anyone is listening. I was telling my husband about something, and noticed he was asleep. I checked our living room camera. He was asleep when I got home and I just started talking, for 20 minutes, without realising he was asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
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Top comments
toastbrot 9
well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.
booman342 13
Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.
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Comments (48)
SmoothGawd 12
Isn't it a good thing she didn't notice?
toastbrot 9
well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.
Welshite 40
The Mad Hatter is rarely merciful.
booman342 13
Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.
NYGiants1925 22
Did that actually happen?
ComoEsJuan 24
What if you never actually woke up and are dreaming....
Zelphoric 25
What if our memes weren't dreams?
Berber260 14
Best comment
gracehi 33
What if we're ALL dreaming and the sole purpose of our existence is to contribute to OP's dream with our comments and the rest of our lives are just an illusion? I need a drink.
Tripartita 45
That's just one of the perks of being a wallflower.
trellz17 19
This has happened to me before! It's so weird how a person can be looking at you and not notice that you're sleep.
smithv171 17
I'd say you're pretty talented to fall asleep like that. Lol!
Miss_Whipped 43
This makes me wonder if OP works in a call center or if this was an interaction that took place in person.
thatonekidalex33 14
I wish I could get away with that at my job... :(
cylonN6 3
For a second, I imagined this happening in a retail transaction