Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
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Comments (92)
MeLuvBewbs 7
Try again this year. He won't forget!
MineIsBigger 5
he only told you that to upset you so yall will have more makeup sex...BRILLIANT!
gamercanadian 11
Yea the guy's a genius.
edibleamazing 4
37/61 agreed
Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
markrs 0
What goes around comes back around. And I'm sure he's gonna turn out to be the best thing you never had. It'll suck to be him. =.=
namasteyourface 2
yeah who knows what other kind of games he'll play
Shafreeka 8
He's an asshole. Selfish, too.
nava1210 12
You really can't blame him, make up sex is amazing....
mrshaffer 2
Maybe she just was shitty in bed
Bryceps 4
Well... was it?
markrs 0
For him yeah. For her, it probably was the worst ten seconds of her life!
brad4presedent 2
Haha. I bet it was
wisky_fml 5
Lol
AssassinsCRB 0
Yeah it was, as she just said....
wetqueefa 5
overused joke
FortuneCookie3 1
Honosty is important.
dmblonde 13
*Honesty* is important.
The_Troller 14
Spelling is also important.
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
SoSickWithIt 14
And then they can have make up sex from breaking up and getting back together? :P
nava1210 12
Or they can have "break up sex" and then friends with benefits sex..
docscientist 10
Really? Because the fml makes it sound like the boyfriend put up with a lot of crap over the year.
ragingdepression 4
new years resolution dump him and let karma kick in. fyl
JMichael 26
Well ain't that the shit
perdix 31
Then, put some more effort into your everyday, ordinary sex, so make-up sex is not that much better.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Everyday sex is important too.
Shafreeka 8
I myself was wondering why their everyday sex sucked that much...?
SoSickWithIt 14
^ You kinda' look like you want to eat that baby.
greg84_fml 21
Well at least he thinks your great in bed.
Shafreeka 8
24- I mean, if she's as sweet as me (and she wasn't my daughter), I might have considered it, but I really think that she is much more fun to have around and play with that to eat (I guess). Haha. Also, I'm trying to watch my weight, (LOL) as I've lost 110lbs in the last year, and am not going to eat a (now) 35 pound child. It'd ruin my progress. Haha
incognito1520 20
make up sex is only good if it happens rarely