Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Comments (265)
DarkFeindDragon 4
that sucks
alex_ortega1996 0
wow...that hella sucks
mishyyyb 5
this is the first fml that has made me gasp... i am soooo sorry
clarky_95 0
it karma u must have done something bad and this is karma for that case ydi. otherwise your life sucks
bibobobonnor 8
I kind of understand how you feel as I had braces for about 2 and a half years and something like this would devastate me
graciecry 0
fyl!! that must feel like shit! I feel sorry for u
bballstar1244 0
awww that sucks I feel soo bad for you:( especially since I had braces
zechs77 0
i would have cried
bballstar1244 0
uhh yeah me too:(
MadGod 0
lol, sucks I had braces for 12years
lonely_heart_89 6
I know exactly how you feel, OP. When I was 7 years old, I chipped my front two adult teeth very badly. I had to wait 4 years to get those two teeth fixed, but two weeks later, I fell off my scooter and knocked out one of my front two teeth and chipped about 4-5 others very badly.