Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Comments (265)
supertacowaffle 41
awww I have braces. FYL
football2014 3
Canadian??
Jaxon26 0
That sucks so much man.
MARINE1945 0
damn
littleburt7 0
that sucks soo much
VeraJK 16
You had braces for 6 years? Man that sucks. I only had mine for 2 years.
marit1997 4
how ****** up were your teeth lol. that should have happened 6 years ago is cheaper I think loool
briescrazy 0
hence why you wear a helmet with a mask and mouth piece! just sayin!
MwahFMLS 6
Depending on how far apart your teeth are, braces can be on for a long time. like I'm getting braces soon, and they'll most likely have to be on in the 5 year range.
PrimeStarscream 30
They just had them off after ages. I'd be pissed too.
simsimma88 0
It wasn't in your cards to have nice teeth =(