Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
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Comments (152)
cduran2011 6
How close were you to the car? Why were you that close?
angrymexican 8
I thought you didn't know how close he was to the car.
CaptainSlow 2
He obviously was within the door range of the car, which is perfectly normal, since he was probably going to enter it, however I can't see why you would consider that being relevant to this FML.
grahambertus 11
Well usually when I exit a car door, I am instantly 30 feet away.
Cad6 24
i have never seen a stupider #1 comment.
osnapitzaris 0
reese's cup, reese's cup, peanut butta chocolate flavaaa
WhoaItsKiernan 4
48- I have one irrelivant question. Why is your picture of a chest?
blackheart24 10
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's just one of those girls who always includes more chest than face in her pictures.
osnapitzaris 0
haha that isn't me. and no, I just posted it because I adore the shirt that she's wearing. i'm really into fashion :)
LMA0 5
I used to make witty comments, until I took an Aero to the knee.
yahoowizard 16
79 Too flat to pull that off, in all honesty. Nice collar though
osnapitzaris 0
what are you talking about? i legitimately got this from a tumblr picture..
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
n_epic_fail 14
DUCK ALLERT! *warning* the photo of the user above has duck-like qualities.
Bball_boy15 3
He should lose all of his teeth for saying that Reese's taste like snickers peanut butter...
glittercookies 12
: really?
LMA0 5
Yes really. =/
aaronfuegopop 7
Well does it?
jaflan 5
Obviously not one taste great the other taste like butwhole
LMA0 5
Like a whole butt?
pirringa99 0
Well, why were you arguing about that anyway? Also unless you were asking for it, you shouldn't of had your face near the door.
datgamerchick 14
Shouldn't have*
Clozzie 0
Poor soul, it hurts, doesnt it!
Calyx_fml 22
He punched you because he is an ass wipe, not because of anything you did.
jtthegr8 26
Oh good they were removed....the guy is definitely an ass hole for over reacting about something as dumb as that
jtthegr8 26
80- it's a natural reaction to fight back
jtthegr8 26
Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this
jtthegr8 26
Why did my comment get posted 3 times?
theguy33 1
Pretty sure I would beat the hell out of that guy if he did that to me.
jtthegr8 26
Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this
buck33 14
Do you don't?
bioboy725 10
He meant so. Anyone with even a slight amount of common sense should be able to tell that.
jtthegr8 26
Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this
TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
mangoqueen 8
Not saying that OP deserved to be punched in the face; But, c'mon, man! They don't taste the same!
t765234 10
Reese's is the ultimate candy, no arguing about it.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I-I kinda enjoy Mars :)
rattusrattus 19
Ah, the comments of those who have yet to taste real chocolate.
ProhibitionRose 14
Snickers peanut butter, in my opinion, are disgusting. Reese's are so much better. It feels like Snickers was trying too hard :( Snickers Almond bars are amazing though...
lyndylove 1
Hahahahaha I was waiting on this :)
DeviousAngel 13
...I don't like peanut butter.
Justy101 23
I feel sorry for you people who have only tasted American chocolate (hersey's etc). Australian brand chocolate is top quality.
rattusrattus 19
Well. American chocolate tastes like it could be used on blackboards. Australian chocolate has some weird chemical in it to slow down melting, and kind of tastes like how pine toilet cleaner smells. European chocolate FTW.
myanginski 0
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miniman524 0
LMAO mars!?!?