ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Tooth down
Today, I yawned and broke a front tooth. Yes, you read that correctly. I did a big yawn, my jaw suddenly hurt, I felt something crack and half my tooth fell into my lasagna. FML
Jennifer Sara Harms
Canada
Cracking
Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML
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Aquila_Umbrae 26
Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.
kangx1 28
Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..
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Comments (50)
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.
MrSassypants 34
And I just got a terrible idea for bite sized spoons...
MrsPegg 45
Better hurry up and patent that lmao! I'd definitely buy spoon shaped pretzels! It would make dips and salads so much more fun.
SadWorker00000 3
I feel your pain. I once cracked a tooth on an onion ring in my school lunch room.
mzhaze 22
how hard was that onion ring...
shay_serendipity 29
Hard enough to crack a tooth, I presume.
paravoz 30
I did it on a fork
roxyroller20 15
A new meaning for "metal mouth"
kangx1 28
Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, I had that happened before. It was like a weird, painful, stinging sensation. It was the only time I literally screamed for ice cream.
juicy_extasy 25
Ouch!
WolfAvenge 22
I chipped my tooth on an apple... I guess an apple a day keeps the doctor away but not the dentist, eh?
theplaguedkitten 5
nice rhyming
Livin_Like_Larry 29
You can be like wolverine, but with claws coming out of your mouth
Zarcissa 34
Your avatar goes well with that comment.
buckstop1 37
Those are rainbows. 7 referred to claws
vsus98 22
This comment chain is a mess.
UserOfTheMind 24
Sounds like it just wasn't your cup of tea.
SAGARCo 19
I was too late, I see. I would have had glee.
Jryan952015 7
I think subconsciously you wanted to eat the spoon.
TheNewGuy03 29
There is no spoon.