dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
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Comments (99)
xShannonxSammyx 7
...and you thought that would end well?
MikeDa1Da 14
No, OP is obviously depressed and chipped their tooth on purpose. *sarcasm*
RabenSchwartz 3
why didn't op try with his foot instead? that's what I do when I'm carrying too much shit... and I don't end up with chipped teeth.
lovelydarlings 6
I like how your username is "dumb" because I'm glad you acknowledge that! :)
benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
cookie_3008 4
Put something down and then open?? Just saying. Sorry about the tooth, though.
cmyk 19
Or even albow, knee, feet.. Head? No? Op, you're an idiot.. -.- suck you chipped your tooth tho.. But did you really think it was going to end well?
DocBastard 40
Just tell him Prince Albert chipped it and hope he doesn't have access to Urban Dictionary.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmfao! Rude, Doc! :)
dtbomb 3
So you slobed on a knob?
MikeDa1Da 14
Be toothful when you tell the dentist what happened.
ImmenseCabbage 0
Yeah, I'd I were you, there would be no way that I would tell the dentist how that actually happened :P I mean, you could just as easily have bitten on something hard or something...
perdix 31
He's going to be so turned on that you can fit your mouth over a big knob, that he'll fix your chip for free to make it safe for you to show him your talent.
hotmomma21 0
lmao. ydi. atleast its only chipped though.