Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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mandypandypants 4
Super glue them back. All the crackheads are doing it now a days.
NickyMikaelV97 5
I feel so bad for u.
firemanrob 0
sound like a good ole case of karma to me... fyl op
SweptAway 0
six years!? holy shit. I had mine for 3 and hated it. so sorry OP.
jakeisawake 3
Now you can buy veneers. You shouldn't have even wasted time with braces; should've gotten all the ****** up ones pulled, and you should have gotten veneers. It doesn't get any more perfect than that. Or get yourself a grill. Either way; you aren't completely ******, just have to pay a couple more pretty pennies.
wizzkidd99 0
I think you mean implants, rather than veneers, if you're talking about pulling teeth out. and if you want a quality job done with no expensive upkeep in the future and just a regular oral hygiene level to maintain it, ortho's the only way to go. seriously, if you're gonna give an alternate diagnosis, at least have a vague idea of what you're talking about
tmarie21 0
should wore a mouth guard, I know your ortho prob told you too!
itsskyeomg 0
ouch in soo sorry:/
CountryBoy1993 0
hey Skye give me a call 9106247470
fatfatgoeshome 8
odds of her calling < odds of her blocking your number
Darth_Revan 8
Poor tooth fairy
Falcon_My_Life 0
lol
game94 0
you live in ireland, you shouldnt be playing hockey in the first placee. haha