Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Comments (265)
jewban 3
it's called a mouth gaurd?
5t3ff1k4h 47
No. It's called a mouth guard.
yeppers6502 0
sue the kid who hit you!!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
You're American, aren't you?
Darth_Revan 8
Typical American
IWantLamingtons 4
That REALLY sucks,as a person who has also had braces (for only 2 1/2 years),I'm really sorry for you :(
IWABO2_ 0
#133. He could be canadian. No prejudice intended. Canadians seem cool. they look like there cold though.
5t3ff1k4h 47
-.- Yes. I'm freezing my ass off. Good thing I have my pet polar bear to keep me warm! I love living beside a Tim Hortons.
auto_da_fe 2
Lol, Hetalia's Canada? ;D
beauty2646 0
I'm so sorry, that sucks. But now you can go to Canada and pick up ladies. :)
Amc96O 0
Canucks have nice teeth
hcovballer247 0
:(
BabyGirl927 0
haha. That must suck cuz braces suck asss
Shinygirlnz 1
This isn't an FML the OP's just an idio-- wait... Actually, this is DEFINITELY an FML. That really sucks. Really really sucks. Hockey's rough, and sometimes a mouthguard can't protect against a hockey stick. Poor OP, I sympathise.
hatepineapple 14
Duuuude that sucks so much. I'm so sorry!
califbob 3
so, what exactly does hockey stick taste like?