Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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sweet_candy_ 17
Aren't you supposed to wear a mouth gear?
thelumberjack 0
IN THE FACE!!!!
DeviousAngel 13
FYL! Six years?! What the hell! I thought 3-4 years was bad enough, now I don't feel so bad for myself. ...ouch. Seriously, I feel very bad for you.
Mstevens025 0
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ProvehitoInAltum 0
that sucks. I've never heard of someone wearing braces for six years though. I've had braces, but only for two years.....
Zmeilerr 22
Four teeth knocked out with a hockey stick? And braces for 6 years? Either you have really weak and bad teeth or I'm just not well educated in the dental field..
DocBastard 40
Or both :)
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Ohh ouch that's not only painful but u probably feel like shit thinking u went through braces for 6 yrs fo absolutely nothing.. Kinda funny if u think about it
heatherypigeon 0
ooh...I really feel for you. I had my braces on for four years. The day I got them off I went out for an drink to celebrate (i was 18...it was legal) and while I was drinking a bottle of beer, a man bumped into me, smashing the bottle into my mouth and pushing my front top teeth backwards into my mouth. 4 years of pain and embarrassment and I got to enjoy pretty straight teeth for all of 6 hours.
meganpineapple 0
D:
Gadomski87 2
Damn, that sucks.