Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
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Top comments
julfunky 29
Now we know what you want for Christmas. Was that too dad-jokey?
Jonkbaby 23
honest question, are you dealing with any anxiety, about your home, or in general?
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Comments (4)
julfunky 29
Now we know what you want for Christmas. Was that too dad-jokey?
Akitakat 31
At least you were at the ER although I don’t understand why you decided to take a shower there. Next time try the dentist. lol
alycion 39
Showers after almost passing out are never a good idea. They make stools for that. And if it’s hot, you are pretty much daring your body to not react.
Jonkbaby 23
honest question, are you dealing with any anxiety, about your home, or in general?