Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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gabsta 3
nahh i loved mine ayye :) they were actually cool to have at my school :D
ulicksam 0
That's why they make protective equipment for hockey. YDI.
Mittle 0
omg that sucks Sooo bad
ambliv 0
God that sucks so much!!! I hate braces and six months really??? fyl
EvilDave 13
OP, that is what you get for playing hockey. It is a violent sport and it is not uncommon for players to break bones and lose teeth. You knew it, you played, you deserve it.
Zebidee 9
For all the people assuming OP was playing ice hockey, they're from Ireland, so I can pretty much guarantee they were playing field hockey.
tboudre 0
I feel your pain. Only a couple months after getting my braces off & wisdom teeth pulled, I was in a car accident & lost 5 teeth & broke my jaw.
bekbek114 0
well at least you didn't still have your braces on! that wouldn't hurt 10 times worse
kportal69 5
that's why you wear a mouthguard. duhhh.
Sammara 0
WTF kind of helmet were you wearing? And why weren't you wearing a mouthguard? I understand these things can happen even with the appropriate helmets and mouthguards, but not easily. My whole family plays or played hockey, and they all have full mouths of teeth because they put safety first (as much as you can as a hockey player).