Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Comments (265)
iRichiq 3
I'm very sorry for you OP... but that probably doesn't help you get yr teeth back...
BeckyBooG 6
if somebody did that to me I would beat the sh!t outta them! Braces would be so annoying and then finally getting them off and getting your teeth waked out!! No!
TargetTango 0
Since when do people in Ireland play hockey? Field hockey? idk
jsnakes12 0
play more hockey!!!!!! it's all part of the game. stop complaining sissy.
snowboarder1019 5
holy shit 6 years ur teeth must have been messed up
ave88 0
Damn that does suxx!! =(
BananaThunder 0
Holy **** I'd be so pissed. Sorry bro. :/
BlackSkullCandy 0
GOAL!!!
Alex2008_fml 0
that is why you wear the helmet w/ face shield. you totally deserved it... good luck though with getting your new teeth.
labacanitaz 0
OP didnt neccesarily have to be playing hockey, maybe watching a game, ir if the hit was hard enough i doubt a mouthpiece will do any good.