Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Julie is in pain
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Richisme 0
I know what OP wants for Christmas.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Win
SettoFail 9
major win
daaaniel 0
crithmiths* if it was op's two front teeth ;)
alohabunni 0
my parents made me get braces for "cosmetic reasons" when i went to the orthodontist she asked why i was there, because my teeth were fine... i had to wear braces for two years anyway.
catatonicsleep 17
It's pretty much the opposite of that here, I only got braces because my canine teeth were stuck and I had to have 2 teeth extracted to get them to descend from my jaw, then the braces evened everything back up. My brother's teeth are not straight but because there is no problem with them he didn't get braces. Obviously if he wanted he could pay for them but he wouldn't get them free like I did
Docfoxxx 0
Dude. Wear a mouthguard
yeppers6502 0
you'd think he'd be especially careful considering the 6 years of braces...
Dark_Charizard 0
Ouch.
PamParanoia 0
That must've sucked. D:
mybelle 0
Your story made my problems seem minor. Thank you!
muffinkitty 15
all I want for Christmas is my four front teeth, my four front teeth. duude. that realllyyyy sucks op :/
Hammer01 8
hmmmm. ever hear of a mouth guard???? they make them so you don't loose your teeth!!!!!! if I was your parent I would be pissed.
TheDrifter 24
A lot of mouthguards only protect the top teeth. Op may have lost four bottom teeth.
catatonicsleep 17
Yeah, they only work on the bottom teeth if your mouth is shut...
darren258 0
Say Cheese!!!
Zebidee 9
Wow - it's really rare that I read one of these and think 'holy crap, that really IS ******', but this one has done it. OP, that really sucks (through a straw).