sexybelly
Parramatta, Australia
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Liar Liar
United States
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Jezza
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Baby mama
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
preggo
United States
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Anonymous
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
booyouwhoree
United States
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Mineola, United States
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Michael tee
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Probably not
Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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kenjenkei 32
Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!
briang959 47
Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.
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Comments (114)
jcg3456 16
That sucks OP. Hope they said sorry!
Rainbow2Cloud 12
This is why I try not to ask strangers things like this. I've heard of people who haven't ever been pregnant being asked this. :/
BBeffedmylife 28
I'm so sorry OP. This exact thing happened to me except I was actually holding my newborn in my arms when she asked how far along I was! I gave her a dumbfounded look and showed her my daughter and walked away! Also, it takes time! Just focus on that beautiful baby of yours and shake it off!
alex_622 22
Well that wasn't nice. Don't worry OP, you'll get your "sexy belly" back
IWishIWasObama 12
pfft. not if it's been 6 months. A woman only needs about 3 months to recover. Since its been 3 more months and she still looks like she's preggo only proves she's not taking care of herself.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I heard pregnancy weight gain is hard to lose though.. but ya maybe work out more op
alitairi 18
whoever told you 3 months was full of crap. it takes 3 months for a womans ****** to go back to normal to be able to have sex again, but thats it. in the first 3 months you lose all of the weight caused by all the gunk in your body from the pregnancy. after that you have to work damn hard to lose all the weight you gained. you also have to adjust to your totally different metabolism. I used to be able to eat anything I wanted anytime ever, and never weighed more than 120 lbs (im 5'8"). then I had my baby, who was born a year ago, and I still fluctuate between 140 and 150.
BBeffedmylife 28
@39 SO not true. I had a c section and my muscle was torn. 2 years later, I could definitely pass as being a few months pregnant. I'm working on it but it takes time.
say_what2032 12
#39 has NO idea what he is talking about. .....
gichikku 14
I lost my baby weight and tummy after a csection plus 5lbs during my 5 night stay at the hospital. My sister hasn't lost hers years later. Everyone's body is different.
IWishIWasObama 12
yes I do. these women are just making excuses (like always). my wife lost her weight in a little less than 5 months. I wasn't saying she should've been back to normal, but she shouldn't look like she's pregnant at 6 months.
CaroAurelia 12
Oh, yes, because your wife is representative of all women ever.
IWishIWasObama 12
just what they should be.
Omegapi197 12
Right, because there is only a 3 month window for a woman to get her body back. After that she has no hope.
dreamful_artist 14
I hope they apologize, that stinks op.
ironmany_fml 23
why should they apologise?
brittaaany_93 38
Because what the person said was straight up rude, #48.
ironmany_fml 23
its not their fault that op is fat
Pandacupcakelove 26
#58 So because a person is fat you have to point it out? They probably know. PS. OP isn't necessarilly "fat". Depends what you consider fat.
rockninja 21
thats pretty mean #58
IceMan11 23
That's always dangerous game. I'd say I know how you feel but I'd be lying. FY situation.
AllSoul 23
I'm surprised people are still risking it, I'm 6 months pregnant and only have a little bump, I see people looking at it and wondering but never dare to ask.
kenjenkei 32
Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!
danielhartlesss 13
Bahaha, This statement nearly sent a young man to the undertaker from pure laughter!
Arwen_Evenstar 37
People have been having kids for quite a long time, without modern medicine, it's not really *that* amazing. But still having baby weight is definitely normal. I think most women take a year or more, a lot never go back to pre-baby weight.
justsayin91 10
I disagree.... no matter how often it happens or for how long, the making and birth of the tiny humans is amazing and beautiful, and It makes me sad for you that you don't see that. it's a beautiful, wonderful. amazing gift to be a mother, and to create life within your body. I'm going to guess you're a male... it would definitely explain that mindset.
Zebediabolical 45
If TMZ has taught me anything it's that cooters are very often on display and that people who have babies should be able to shed that weight in two weeks so they can get back to churning out mostly shitty movies.
amadeclton 27
#35, I agreed with you until I saw what you said at the end of your comment.
slingerslasher 24
Just curious, what is up with people not ending their posts? Like how this comment ended with just "you're"." It really makes me
laden_swallow09 35
35- ORRRR, you're just jaded. Miracles have no explanation for their existence. Making and birthing a baby is simple biology. Juss sayin.
False_Stupidity 42
If you're using the app #45, it's probably that. I get the same effect on the iPhone app but when I look at the actual site, the comments finish properly.
rocker_chick105 31
52- you sound so fun at parties
AllSoul 23
Why don't you push a little human out of your ****** and then see if it's no big deal.
Earths_Venus 25
You can lose weight, they'll always have an ugly personality.
xSavaqee 12
I don't see how that person has an ugly personality. Miss judgment, yes.
JPStarre 12
Churchill reference much?
TahoeFMler 22
Take all the time you need, to get the weight off! Congratulations!
briang959 47
Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.
skippydoda 32
Even then, proceed with caution.
DoomedGemini 38
Or if they mention they are pregnant
Arwen_Evenstar 37
If you ask then it's expect a punch in the face for the stupid question.
failedgamer01 20
When am I due? *looks down* from the looks of it...about now!
minagiv 11
I feel your pain, girl.
Tthug 34
Dang they haven't induced labor yet????? How long are you gonna let that thing freeload?