Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
Niedermayer_20 12
Nutella so junkzilla
Jinxsie 27
I don't understand the downvotes. These idiot Nutella fanatics should be happy. More crap for them.
LyraAlluse 25
And I'm just over here eating raisin bran...
keyofdestiny13 24
I agree with you, OP. Nutella is absolutely disgusting.
Araj_Hs 19
YDI it for saying that it is 'overrated'. If you do not like something, that's fine, its your opinion; but if you are going to say that its 'overrated', means you are trying to say that people like it more than what it deserves. Lol, that's exactly conflicting someone else's opinion. Im sorry, OP
interesting33 37
no one deserves to be headbutted and i think it is fine to say you think it is overrated. People can disagree with you - that's ok too
malachite1357 11
How come some people are down-voting those who say that Nutella is bearable and actually good? If you're saying that they have the wrong opinion by down-voting then you're basically near the level of the person who headbutted poor OP for having the "wrong opinion" in the first place. I get that you have a right to down vote others, I'm just wondering. Hmm.
HarrisonX 25
I think Nutella is overrated too. It's good, but it's not like heavenly or anything like that
ILikeKoalas 24
OP here. Okay, so this was a very bizarre thing for me, because normally my life is quite peaceful. Basically I'll just cut it short for everyone. I hurt this guy (not physically), and his sister was very angry with me because of it, I guess she also felt hurt that I'd done it (but please, I had my reasons, I wish she'd of known that) because we'd also been good friends. She knew where I was on this particular day last week, I was having a BBQ with a few people. She came down to this place throwing all this abuse at me, and we had quite an argument. Things were getting bitchy, and she was saying some hurtful things, so I made fun of her for her silly ways i'd known about from when we were friends, one of them being her obsession with Nutella. And basically after I'd said these things, she headbutted me. I had made burgers on the BBQ and in pissed off state, I smeared one over her head. Sure, this wasn't the best way to handle the situation, I'll admit. But whatever. I'm okay now, she did make the top of my lip bleed but it's clearing up now. Since then we've apologised to each other and agreed to be civil, but we'll never be how we used to. P.S. - sorry for saying I'd make the story short and not keeping to my word! And thanks for the upload :)
hoosiergirl94 31
It's gross
lilchica22001 22
YDI....Nutella is amazing. Apologize to the Nutella!