jamisbetter
United Kingdom
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
nutfreak
Lutherville Timonium, United States
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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
rhunter17
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fairfax, United States
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
Overlord247 20
I like nutella, but I agree that it's overrated. It's just a food ffs not some miracle cancer-curing serum sent from Valhalla.
Deku_Cutie 12
why would you say that?
BeckaHemmings 9
I'd do the same
Violord 13
To be fair, it kind of hurts my stomach too.
laden_swallow09 35
Burn the infidel!! All hail the great and tasty Nutella!!
munchly 17
I'm not a fan of Nutella, but my kids love it so they'd probably headbutt you too :P
amiewithaj 13
Well it is, sooooo...... Fyl
flexseal 14
how is that even a thing to be hurt over? people too sensitive these days
iseebearbears 27
OP, I dare you to say the same thing about bacon. It will only go downhill from here.
Saraishi 25
I never understood the craze.... FYL, OP.