jamisbetter
United Kingdom
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
nutfreak
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Not a sponsored post
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
rhunter17
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fairfax, United States
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Top comments
fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
CantImagineWhy 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nutella is beautiful. You deserved that one for sure.
apitrix 24
That'll teach him to nut-tell-a lie!
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
bethrh 49
It's just a matter of opinion. As it happens, I agree with OP. There are a lot more important things to debate about... like, I don't know, rape, maybe.
caybreee 5
What is there to debate about with rape? It's wrong, don't do it. End of story.
bethrh 49
#60 - what I meant is, we should be having discussions about much more important things that actually matter and obviously have a right or wrong opinion - as in, we should be educated about it more. Liking Nutella isn't one of those things, but people who don't like it are judged as if it is.
Jinxsie 27
No one deserves to get headbutted over Nutella. Nutella is only beautiful in the trash.
sweetnsourrr 11
I feel like this comment was meant to be a joke and everyone thought she being serious.
moonchic 16
*Gasp* only some one without soul would say that.... Are you ginger?
YourOpinionSucks 22
A lesson on rape Men: don't do it, **** is a thing for a reason. Women: don't do it, **** is a thing for a reason. End of lesson.
1dvos_grl3 21
#61 It could have been a general conversation. My friends and I talk about the weirdest shit sometimes. So telling someone they should be talking about rape instead of nutella or any other topic is just stupid. Yes rape is an issue but telling someone what they can or can't talk about takes away their freedom of speech.
arianarochele 9
Why even bring up rape?!
munchly 17
I don't think anyone is on FML to discuss the important issues -.- a disagreement about Nutella seems to fit right into FML's league
CantImagineWhy 12
Thank you, someone realized that I wasn't serious! I don't actually think anyone deserves to get a headbutt.
thecman25 14
Op is right guys
kmaheynoway 25
That guy must've been a nut!
gracehi 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
They were trying to knock some sense into you. You should thank them.
khaoticpanda 28
I agree with this as a nutella lover, but im not understanding the logic of FML for downvoting number 1s comment, but upvoting yours when both are pretty similar.
kmaheynoway 25
His was a pun, #1s was a statement.
LittleBastard 20
I'm pretty sure they're both puns..
skyrim_fanatic 17
just hit the bastards in the ****** face. nutella isnt even that good.
JMichael 26
Kill the non-believer!
photographer49 22
#4 Nutella is chocolate creaminess from the heavens
Gillett 23
Exactly, I don't even like chocolate that much. The only chocolate that I care to eat on a regular basis is my wife! DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
gracehi 33
You shut your ***** mouth!
happypenguins 24
Eew! Nutella is amazing I am addicted to Nutella I keep a jar of it next to my bed! I when I have a bad dream ( which is often due to my anxiety) I have a spoon of it brush my teeth and go back to bes
islaie 1
Nutella is glorious. Shame on you for not understanding
fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
CBOokami 13
Nutella fans seem to be pretty nutty about Nutella
Emmers__27 7
To each their own. Though I can't understand how anyone could *not* love Nutella.
Jinxsie 27
Because it's gross.
AlwaysWatching 27
You are gross
Cassandra2015 21
The Nutella jar in my household usually gets scrapped down to the very last bit, it's that amazing .
muzy 23
Yeah and after that, you fill the bitch up with vanilla ice cream and go to town, right? No? am I the only one who does that? (I'm not weird. My mother had me tested).
clrichmond2009 24
That is a wonderful idea and I'm doing it from now on. Thank you.
meisan 12
fyl for honesty
Markovski 18
Its average at best.
joanleesimone 2
Comment above me, seconded.
tonyfailla123 19
Like your penis?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Hey, at least it's average.
dreadbeat69 12
Yeah, but saying that you love Nutella is "in" right now.