Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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pikachuskittles 17
Tbh you should have seen something of similar activity coming seeing as though people who are obsessed with Nutella get a lil crazy (specially towards those who don't like it) I personally don't see the big deal, like yes it's yummy and chocolatey but for some people sweets like Nutella are too rich or just a normal thing and doesn't interest them. Still shouldn't of been headbutted that's taking it a bit far
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Just had waffle with Nutella and ice cream. Actually, I believe Nutella is underrated, because it is delicious and I would eat more of it, if it didn't make me fat and unhealthy...haha!
Desi_D123 27
OP, you ought to know that these days people do crazy things in the name of religion. Yes, Nutella is a religion.
welldammit1 21
YOU'RE OVERRATED! YOU JERK! Jk but seriously Nutella is my life.
MrConcise 35
We need more sea salt supporters if this disgusting spread I just now learned about is apparently forming into some sort of food culture. Most people like salt, so share the love with sea salt. It's at least 10% better.
MrConcise 35
So apparently when I try to edit comments on my new phone, I get a blank text box. *cult, not culture.
amarie2009 22
And rightfully so, Nutella is food fromt he gods!
KawaiiPinkie 11
A lot of the comments are disgusting! It's a matter of taste and opinion! Stop saying things like OP deserved it because nutella is beautiful! I don't like nutella, does that mean I am doing something wrong for not liking the same thing as you do? NO! Now stop acting like a bunch of babies and grow the **** up!
AndyPurdy 31
Nutella is disgusting anyway
LennyComa 39
I see the words are English but I don't understand how you can have "Nutella" and "overrated" in the same sentence.