buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Top comments
Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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123e3 0
WOW this is GAY!
Gaymer 0
But isn't it true...
alex_vik 1
Another thing we'll be remembered for. Calling things "gay" >_>
Youresofake 0
At least we won't be remembered for beating and killing gays or other minorities.
neonokku 0
I love this FML because there was like a 1% chance that this would have gotten submitted And it did!
123e3 0
okay i take that back but come on! this sucks!
bobsanction 18
No, the books suck just as much as the movies. At least the movies are merciful enough to not waste as much as your life as the books do.
voodootrucker 0
could be worse could be known as generation that likes harry potter.oh wait sorry you are
lordhelmet 0
more likely i would say we will be remembered as the nintendo generation
wh4t3v3R 0
Kids have been calling things gay since the 1950s at least, you're generation gets no credit for that (unless your a boomer in which case my apologies).
rm010 0
WOooHOOO GO team JACob!!!
indyme 0
I can't believe that you are so stupid as to think that today's teenagers will be remembered as the Nintendo generation. Get a effen clue! The Wii is NOT the first Nintendo ever invented! FYL for being a moron!
americayay 0
I think we're actually remebered as Generation D (the digital generation) or the iGeneration (self-explanatory), etc. And wow. A post bitching and moaning about Twilight. That's so refreshing and not at all more annoying than the creepy fanatics in love with it. It's far more pathetic for you to be obsessed with something you hate than for them to be obsessed with something they like.
blakXrat 3
yeah.... but my high school is.... 7 kids killing one spanish dude. not cool. and OMG this dude's right!!!!! I HATE SPARKLY VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!DX
Sappheyes 0
When you type "we" or "our", you include the reader. So regarding myself, the poster who said that we will be known as the Nintendo generation was more accurate, since I grew up playing the original Nintendo systems.
xc700brianX 0
1st
th_fml 0
fail
Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
Schmuty 2
WOW, this really sucks.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
sodahhhr 0
i like pie and apple juice
evangldbrg 0
I like ice cream, cherry pie And lemonade with summer breeze I like rainbows, leafy trails And puppy dogs with bumble bees I like cotton candy gum And bumper cars and carnivals Golden skies and hazel eyes And sand in-between my toes...but SOMETHIN' TELLS ME THAT I HATE YOU! SOMETHIN' TELLS ME I MUST KILL YOU!
eyehurts 0
i believe that ^^^^ was the greatest comment ever. >:]
XxHU4LxX 0
79...Dude, that's ICP. Nice.xD
EmDizzle2007 28
MMFCL!!!
tearsofabrokenan 0
OP you have made my day. I thank thee. I've never laughed so hard....I fear that is also what the next few hundred generations after you will be doing as well.
JulzKay 0
I feel your pain, OP. =( So technically, F Our Lives!
Biatche 0
How did this get modded!?
poke_chu 3
I love you OP, you're completely right!