Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
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Top comments
c_wyld 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
drunk_crow 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
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Comments (70)
c_wyld 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
kayj905 15
I was just about to say that xD
KingZach 10
I don't give a shit ;)
Catdragon 40
you're ******** on my parade.
apitrix 24
This is one bomb that can not be diffused too easily. Hope you were able to get out in time!
BeastyMcbeast 19
Nah I'd say "what a crappy situation" not cause of the fml but because of ops name.
Googolman 29
The water tank scene in Divergent comes to mind.
TrippingOnAcid 29
I thought FML had pretty much gotten over the "shitty situation" puns until you brought it up again.
Killswitchknot 20
Most of these comments belong in the toilet. Sadly, it appears they have been left in the elevator
jasonswife423 18
sounds like a shitty situation
tranced_ 45
Try something new next time!
gc327072 31
I thought saying any 'shitty situation' pun was a ban-able offense? What happened?
venomousflower 24
FYL and Poor dog :(
AdamPractical 18
I guess that is a shitty situation! No? Ok, I'll just leave now...
drunk_crow 12
That's a shitty pun :/
malachite1357 11
And please take your shit with you when you leave
rockwrench 18
Quit ******** on his parade.
Steffi3 40
Oh man, I hope for you you didn't have to clean that all up as well. Then again, you're probably used to the smell by now.. =p
gobiteme2 34
And you expect someone else to do it for you. Please do not ever own a animal with that mind set
photographer49 22
#20 I know it's not right, but I think I'd try and leave before someone saw so I wouldn't have to clean it
clemsi 20
A round of applause for 21. I know very few people who just come out and say "Hi, I'm a massive douche bag. Please feel free to hate me."
photographer49 22
#32 If anyone joined this site to be liked then no one would comment. Hate me all you want, I really don't care.
jentrynicole 20
I guess next time you'll be taking the stairs...
drunk_crow 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
buttcramp 21
imagine being that bystander, it would be so awkward lol
lazyslumber 18
On the other side, you would have to clean a small area!!
gobiteme2 34
I was going to say I hope everything works out but it already seems like it did.
Wizardo 34
Talk about shooting fish in a barrel... The gun being a dogs shotgun asshole and the fish being OP in a metal box. Good times.
RockyRacoon 16
Wtf ?!