Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
foreveralone
Franklin Park, United States
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
DwarfFrog
United States
Why so serious?
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
He was a very good boy
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Top comments
imonaboat79 2
pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.
sweet_candy_ 17
Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.
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Comments (175)
imnutsss 0
woot!
PSQ91 6
Big deal. Get over it you wuss.
bellsands17 0
you should know better!!!
Alex_The_Human 2
whether op deserves it or not is completely contingent on whose cake it was, don't get between a girl and her cake!
RiiOT09 9
not only did you eat the cake but it was chocolate cake, double offense
babyyappld 7
you're lucky it was just a banana peel!
YtotsDI 0
nom
banana_buddy 6
U GUYS R ALL MISSING THE POINT. She slaughtered an innocent banana to for the sake of avenging chocolate. It's because of inconsiderate bitches like her that my people are going extinct!!!
IhatemyiPod 0
Haha! Hmmmmm.... This is quite shallow and pedantic.... Hmmmm yes.
poppyseed420 9
no no no, the peel was from the banana he was eating while telling her he already ate the cake
nwatso96 0
if it was chocolate YDI bcuz what if she was on her period? but if it were some other kind of cake FYL
GrooveSponge 0
132, you sir, win, for the epic use of a Family Guy reference. :D
whatcase 16
Lol you deserved it!
Kelita 0
is that suppose to b Justin Beiber.....?? Ew LMAO!!!
sweet_candy_ 17
Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.
xxSoFlyxx 5
they are if you use it as a whip.
Butterfly_Dreams 0
Sounds like #34 has experience in that area.
jess6blondie9 3
kinky
xxSoFlyxx 5
hell yeah.[;
kologen 4
nice pic
Faleni 4
lol 95
IntoTheClouds 42
He never said it hurt. He just mentioned he got slapped in the fact by one.
imonaboat79 2
pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.
merrielp 13
Amen
eman1127 0
Your girlfriend must be fat :)
jlperry31 10
you don't look so skinny yourself asshole.
kibbleskid911 0
^ winRAR
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Jlperry. He didn't say being fat was a bad thing, he also didn't say that he was skinny. So how about you think twice before insulting someone.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Also eman, it's rude to make assumptions.
LyricaSilvan 30
Yes, because only fat people eat cake. Also who are you to judge when you have a chubby child as your profile pic?
Dr_Awesome654 24
Your girlfriend must be anorexic
Cypherrr 13
Oh the irony. Maybe it's a sign you should be eating healthy food and not junk food? =p
puffballexhibit 0
maybe a sign he's got a fat gf, slap over chocolate cake=overkill...
Tomatobee 4
Well goodness, how much of the cake was left?
lil_miss_blair 0
then don't eat her cake, fool
randiZ25 0
exactly never get in-between a women and her cake.. that's a very dangerous place..
dakota154 0
30=win
willis5012 0
I would never assume that someone is fake just because they are beautiful (which you are :) but if you really are just 18 you should probably change to a picture that does nit have you drinking Champaign ;)
pdp_fml 21
Miss Blair, you are beautiful. Good advice to Op though. Never eat the last piece of cake unless asking.
kykyshay 0
hey don't brag about yourself, miss play boy. damn, your a hoe! ps, change the picture. your whole freakin boobs are hanging out. have some pride. and don't think I am just some random jealous girl. I am a straight guy.
GrooveSponge 0
162, actually your profile specifically says "miss". Fail much...?