jamisbetter
United Kingdom
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
nutfreak
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Not a sponsored post
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
rhunter17
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fairfax, United States
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
malachite1357 11
OP is not insane, neither are the Nutella lovers like me. Nutella is like God...tons of people believe in the divine power, but we got some non-believers too. No problem. We'll all just go on with life. *types while licking two tablespoons of Nutella out of jar* (prepare for the comment war, people.)
malachite1357 11
In hindsight I stupidly overlooked the headbutting part. Whoops. Ok, that person needs to be slapped. Sorry OP. Nutella's good...passionate Nutella loving headbutters are not and they bring a bad name to us. Again sorry about the previous comment
karcummings 19
Nutella is never overrated
StaceeeP 23
I've never understood the obsession with Nutella either
JMichael 26
It's good stuff. Not enough to make me obsess over it tho.
tranced_ 45
you took this way too jar!
katyviper 22
*Headbutts OP*
majesticprincess 19
Freedom of speech motherfuckers
joanleesimone 2
And freedom to headbutt crazy and dumb mofos. Think that's the second amendment? Or is that bear arms? Same thing.
colvindj 22
white girls don't play about their Nutella.
Dawinock 5
YDI one hunnit percent yo. Don't diss the 'tella dawg.
SofiaML 11
Dude. No. Never been so sure about a YDI
kjlancaster 21
Exactly! He shoulda known, most Nutella fans are die hard Nutella fans. Tf.
joanleesimone 2
U were right abt the former.