Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Black Friday PTSD
Today, a customer attempted to buy 5 mini blenders from our Black Friday sale. Our policy is a max of 2 per customer. When I pointed this out, the customer had a meltdown, spat on me, and stormed off. I have to get up tomorrow at the buttcrack of dawn to deal with shit like this again. FML
Customer service
Today, I went to work during Black Friday, after not being invited to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. FML
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML
The customer is almost always annoying
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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pinkpillowz 0
that's one fierce grandma.
iheartglasses 0
I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.
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pinkpillowz 0
that's one fierce grandma.
ThePillow 0
Why go after a griddle? Much better things out there.
takethesebrokenw 0
hey 15 nice shirt(:
anorexicbarbie 8
20 Are you retarded?
Bobissmall 13
What is black friday anyway??
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#20 don't worry iv made the same mistake
Mehness 0
43 Are you unable to comprehend what a joke is?
anorexicbarbie 8
I'd laugh if it was actually funny! If it even was a joke, it was terrible. Die.
hannah1203 2
I witnessed a fight today over some Tupperware...
MissLizWolf 8
Okay, what is black Friday? /:
wwerulez14 6
Black Friday the nickname of the day in 1929 when the US Stock Market crashed, which signaled the beginning of the Great Depression. So the Friday after thanksgiving is always called "Black Friday" in remembrance of that day, and stores usually give their lowest prices of the year on that ONE day. Hence why it creates such madness.
jewban 3
wow thanks 65 for the runthrough of what I have learned in 8th grade :D
ThePillow 0
Thanks 31 :)
Bobissmall 13
I don't know why "Jewban" said that but that sounded awfully sarcastic, so im going to take the risk and presume it was and reply as follows: Not everyone is American and cares about it's holidays you ignorant bitch. Other wise, if it wasn't sarcastic, no comment.
doomsauced 0
um, no, it's called black friday because that's often the first day of the year that retailers start to turn a profit for the year, as in out of the red (meaning that they've so far spent more money than they have earned) and into the black (meaning that they have now earned more money than they have spent). Anyway, on a side note, I first read this as "Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar girdle" and was slightly confused for a moment.
bunniex1 11
70 if tht profile pic is actually u, then u are super hot,
Kamon97 23
She should've given her a real punch back lol
Judus_beej 0
ydi for going black Friday shopping.
crazycornn 0
yes! I do my shopping in september xD
nerdwithagun 0
I went to Black Friday with a few of my friends this morning, but was smart enough not to buy anything. It was just fun watching people fight over stuff.
AliceImaMonster 0
I do too. Its super fun. Some guys got into a fist fight over a pink robe.
suppressed08 2
I GOOGLED IT! I DENY SAYING SUCH A STUPID QUESTION!
xRNMxFTNx 0
you can cook pancakes and bacon on it. other things too.
Hannerzzz 0
gotta love walmart :) I found a perfectly in shape one on the ground :p
mike3775 39
Hard to feel sorry for you for going out today. This is exactly why I never go out shopping today, let the morons think they are getting a deal when they usually are not
kindlystfupls 0
bet ya didn't need either one tho.
mike3775 39
I bet you could have gotten the same deals online as well, and not been outside waiting in line, dealing with inconsiderate idiots Incidentally, I bought a 56 inch LCD TV from a store that was offering them today, and bought it online and didn't even have to pay for delivery, and I didn't have to wait outside in the cold at all and woke up at my usual time of 6am and didn't purchase it until 8am, yet I got a great black friday deal without leaving my nice warm house.
worldclass 0
Curiosity Mike.. newegg? I have to admit, I too, love the black friday experience. You can shop online anyday.. this happens once a year.
bamagrl410 31
I worked Black Friday for 3 years in a clothing store. Never have I been more sure I wanted to hit someone in the face. It's ridiculous the way people act. As my old manager said: "If you're in a shitty mood, just stay home". That way we don't have to deal with stupid questions and nasty attitudes. And to be quite honest, people really don't save that much. My store had better prices in the few days leading up to Black Friday than we did on that day. We'd slightly raise the price on the most popular items, but lower prices on secondary items. That way, it was too good of a deal to pass up, and yet they still want the more popular item. So you end up spending more. Just sayin...
Bobissmall 13
It's not even December yet =/ Dragging it out a bit aren't you? :P
AAShah 0
I'm surprised you expected any less.
wwerulez14 6
As a wise man once said- "Bitches be crazy."
PointAndLaugh 0
I believe that was Ghandi.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Pull out your earrings, roll up your sleeves, and knock her out. YDI for being a pushover.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Griddle me this op: Didnt you know this could hap-pan? YDI. ^ Well that was a shitty punchline
DocBastard 40
Troll, that sucked. Get back in your cave and think about what you've done.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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DmnUall 0
YDI if you didn't hit her back and get it back. if you don't stand up for yourself you deserve to be walked over