Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
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Comments (106)
pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Pleonasm 36
Hopefully they can settle it out of court for peanuts.
doctorhook86 25
#19: If this happened in Canada, she'd have to pay the costs of the court (plus for the defendant's lawyer) for wasting everybody's time.
Ritokage 3
Isn't it the same in the states too? You lose you pay. At least that's the way over here in Sweden which I guess is wy we don't have all those stupid lawsuit that seems to be running wild in US.
at0micmin3r 23
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
sturschaedel 27
Maybe analphabetic too?
Pleonasm 36
Yea, maybe she thought they were Penis Butt Pancakes? Makes sense then.
TheIronFez 13
Do you mean anaphylactic?
mds9986 24
Well hopefully the customer ate the pancakes and died soon after so they can't reproduce.
prostar9993 15
Work in a restaurant for a week, this won't surprise you ever again. I see this level of stupidity on a daily basis. One of my favourites was "what's the difference between the grilled shrimp and the fried shrimp."........ People should have to pass an iq test before reproducing.
tintarroja 31
Bullshit! If she were allergic, instead of complaining, she would be in the hospital.
keiNan_fml 35
she shouldn't be using anything that says peanut.
Calingaladha 21
Depends on the severity of the allergy, I think. But yeah, this is bullshit.
pdp_fml 21
Does anyone see the irony of the situation?
sdroze1389 31
oh it's palpable
ohSNAPyall 27
I see idiocy but not irony.
joeblow6969 5
No irony here, just a moron.
Woedel 25
Good luck for her on that one
igg125 30
She likes to live dangerously.
Wsparta 26
where the Duck can you get peanut butter pancakes that don't contain peanut butter? dumbass
sdroze1389 31
with luck, Darwinism will avenge you soon.
MissEmma_fml 22
"Well, we call them peanut butter pancakes but they're actually blueberry." What on earth did she expect?!
swanheart 35
Sounds like she is trying to pull a fast one, rather than being stupid. Either way what a shitty customer, I'm sorry. Hopefully your boss will be on your side!