Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
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Chazzster 32
Regardless of if she has a girlfriend, boyfriend, or she just enjoys computer games - If she couldn’t manage to visit you in the hospital (unless there were rules that kept her away) then she’s not a “keeper.” I am sorry, but on the good side you survived the hospitalization and you learned not to waste any more time or attention on that girl. In the long run you need someone who will be there for you when times are good or bad and you need to feel likewise towards them - Otherwise it’s just games and mutual ************.
RichardPencil 32
She was afraid to catch kidney infection from you. Evidently, that frightened her so much, she turned gay.
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Chazzster 32
Regardless of if she has a girlfriend, boyfriend, or she just enjoys computer games - If she couldn’t manage to visit you in the hospital (unless there were rules that kept her away) then she’s not a “keeper.” I am sorry, but on the good side you survived the hospitalization and you learned not to waste any more time or attention on that girl. In the long run you need someone who will be there for you when times are good or bad and you need to feel likewise towards them - Otherwise it’s just games and mutual ************.
RichardPencil 32
She was afraid to catch kidney infection from you. Evidently, that frightened her so much, she turned gay.
core01 30
Two weeks ago, the hospital here was only allowing 2 family members per patient. They had to be the same 2 the entire time. I had to check in and get a sticker, and be on the list. They were really strict. I wouldn't be surprised if the gf couldn't come even if she had wanted to.
Jon Tessler 14
it sucks that you spent 3 weeks in the hospital, glad you are better. before condemning your girlfriend, talk to her. is she a lesbian or is she bisexual? is she polyamorous, if so, can you handle being in a triad? you need to sit down with her, and have a heart to heart convo.