Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
gc327072 31
If they're that sensitive about a damn topping then they need to Biscoff!
A_Little_Girl77 12
I can assure you that Nutella is not overrated. What is wrong with people?!
Cads1 24
You look just like a girl who would love Nutella.
Jinxsie 27
People like you.
Scryll 17
I've never had Nutella...
muzy 23
#80- you're missing out, mate. I know this guy who gets them to me on the low low. if you want I can pass you his details.
m_warner1 14
Nobody will ever say "Jiff chocolate spread" instead of Nutella. Who thought that it would be a good idea to try and compete with Nutella
sunnyskys 25
love nutella but I love the cappuccino jif stuff
udderbutter 15
The people that said she deserved it are Nutella fanatics
joanleesimone 2
And we own up to it
rinzler806 9
Honestly, I don't get why people like it so much. At first, it's a tolerable chocolate kind of flavor. And then the aftertaste hits you like a freight train. You definitely did not deserve it.
Purexinsanity 46
I really like nutella. I love chocolate and I think the hazelnut after taste is pretty good. That being said, I don't think saying it's overrated is grounds to being hurt. OP didn't deserve it.
rinzler806 9
Agree with this 100%
MrConcise 35
Surprised I had to go 20 comments down just to understand this FML.
greeneyedx 23
I don't like Nutella either, OP.
rockwrench 18
I can't believe people eat that stuff. Coco Puffs, now there is some darn tooting good eating there folks. A little grammar for all the, I have to correct your grammar people.
dakatabg 31
There are Nutella lovers out there
TabooSushi 24
Get ready to be crucified by the Nutella legion, they're crazy. But I'm with you: Nutella is overrated and tastes like ass.
mejustbeingme 4
Nutella is disgusting and apparently people are a little obsessed about it.
Jinxsie 27
"A little" XD
mzdaisylynn 12
I agree. I hate the taste.
ifitz4 6
I'm sorry but... Nutella isn't really that good. It isn't bad, it's just not as good as everyone says it is.