diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Kelly
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
anonymous45610 0
lmao
Ajjas013 6
That's why I have the plastic Nutella bottle.
loveconverse 0
holy crap owwww
cerebellum_fml 0
nuts
cerebellum_fml 0
nuts
bugmenotmofo 34
FAKE! Nutella comes in plastic jars, not in glass ones. I don't know what kind of Nutella you were eating.
MomoPeach 0
Actually there is a glass jar version for Nutella.
Ajjas013 6
Very interesting point there. You twisted things around so he would be right... But no matter what, he's still ignorant.
wiggz1990 0
wow is ur hand made of buiscets
boredasFACK 0
I have a glass jar of nutela in my cupboard. so not all jars are pladtic
Poepiepiesie 3
Gehehe she should eat more nutella as it contains calcium.
noahmcdonald17 0
ydi for having pussy bones
starberries 0
There is something very disturbing about the phrase "pussy bones".
sk8rchick97 0
lol from jersey shore... Vinny goes hey Canadian girl! did u know u guys make nutella??? lmaoo
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
hobojo11 0
did you lose the natella
xiaoxaio 5
he has glass bones and paper skin
22cute 17
Nutella makes everything better.
MarioBustamante 5
#152 Did you just.....
caancoha 0
At least it didn't shatter, embedding shards of glass in your wrist.
freaxxy 0
IEEE that would hurt...:(
theluckygirl28 8
ouchy!
wiird0 0
exactly what iras thinking
ashleynonymous 0
damn! that's Nut...ella?!
firecopy 6
@4 I hope you weren't trying to make a joke or you have just failed.
fmlx24life 0
Thats so punny
wasteofmoney 0
yeah...how heavy is that jar? lol
isitofficial_ 0
well, you couldve bought the ones in plastic jars. (I live in Australia so I dont know if you got them or not)
kukitheaf 0
i live in america and my nutella bottle is plastic, so idk where the hell he comes from. XP
InnuendoQueen 0
Britain? We have glass and plastic. I tend to buy plastic because I'm clumsy and if I have glass I'm all like "Oh it's heavy there must be loads left"
trizdan 0
Doesn't it say: "Made in Italy"??
thesunsetglow_fml 8
In Canada we have both plastic and glass jars of Nutella. The glass ones are typically smaller and plastic ones are various sizes (in my experience anyways).
blastvortex 4
YDI for having Nutella in the house. =p
itsallfml 0
That's what I was thinking
insertnameherr 11
You both sicken me. Nutella is some great shit.
mini1 0
lol ydi for eating nutella :p
erizzz 0
what's nutella
meowmeowmeow7 2
You're stupid.
pachy78 0
OMG!!!!!!! Nutella wasted????? This is a tragedyyyyyyy!