Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
mcintosh123 15
Gingers are so hawt
justbigbs 6
if they are bias against hair color, hate to know how the feel with people who has different skin tone, almost sounds like a racist/bias bunch.
Omorfessa 0
Gingers are cool. Especially Hikaru and Kaoru.
toelie 26
They're not real, you know.
sarahmd 0
Well, I certainly wasn't expecting an Ouran reference in FML...
Firebirdfreak47_fml 0
Aww I like ginger hair
DeLpHe3zY 7
i dont blame him
saturnsonic 3
Ummm Im Available and love Ginger hair ;-) oh and im sorry that sucks that he did that to you!
perdix 31
You know that's not the real reason. Just go with it because you probably don't want to know the real reason he dumped your ass.
z3vil 11
Real reason or not, it's the one he gave. So he's either a jerk for not being truthful or jerk for caring more about stupid comments than his gf. Either way he's a jerk.
Rjmozina 2
But gingers are freaking hot!
xGolBLiiN 1
i find some red heads hot but EXTINGUISH THE FIRE CROTCH
cassiebear7652 7
Gingers have no soul!!! Lol jk