Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Give_Linux_A_Go 28
"because you're ginger"?! Hayley Williams, Karen Gillan, Lindsey Lohan... wait, what was I saying?
Venomspit 3
Well, at least you know he's a prick! :D
picklemonger 13
your ex-bf sounds like an idiot. red hair is hot!
grdianknight 0
well now u know he cares more about what other people say than he does for u, find someone better
mwallace02 0
Gingers are awesome though!!
Bently24 6
Most girls with red hair are cute, you will find another guy who isnt a assholr
ArielTheMermaid 17
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rawrisforsami 13
ha oh no, i'm next.
Gummybears4life 0
They're jealous because THEY cant date a Ginger.
divadro102 16
He don't deserve you, and me being a guy i wouldn't let people bring me down and tell me what's what. So you deserve a better man