Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for telling his ex to stop taking financial advantage of him. She gets her hair and nails done, has three new pets in her house, and just bought the latest iPhone. But apparently, I'm the bad guy for suggesting that she's not really "struggling" as much as she claims to be. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML
Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
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Senior29 8
tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.
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Comments (106)
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.
enonymous 9
Dying your toe hair isn't so bad... Maybe when they flap in the wind it will be less noticeable
CryMoreFMLs 15
This BF is a bitch in my opinion. Never ask a girl to look like your ex. It's asking for a bitchsmackin'.
dre_bro11 12
26, it's asking for a dumping. The guy obviously can't get over his ex; that's just a bad sign OP.
pandacruisn30 3
I totally agree. I would not change yourself to look like an ex at all cost. He must still love her. I know I might be doing wrong by talking about my ex but I am not forcing my current boyfriend to look like the ex only give me some action like the ex did.
Bigpoppa0507 10
Well at least we know who wears the pants
abbyelizabeth 9
Exactly. Also, "beloved ex"? Are you really that stupid that you haven't broken up with this idiot?
evilscorpi 29
hes not over her....sadly your a rebound at the moment
amandajlucas2015 2
Get a new bf who likes u for u n doesn't try to make u someone else
zellybo15 0
you should shave his eyebrows off like I saw on a different FML
Victoire_W 0
I saw that one too!
music87 14
LoL!!
TheTeenager 0
Lol me three
castrosabeast 7
Tell him to get over it!
cupcakeluver1212 0
Love your Blackhawks jersey!!
Senior29 8
tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Very original and obviously true.
KennKenn 0
What if her ex had a smaller size?
gabestar 4
Nice one hahaha
castrosabeast 7
18-way to be a boner kill.
Senior29 8
18 her bf wont know that :p
lol_ironic_life 9
Awesome come back! :) He needs to let OP be herself!
4ugu4 7
Ohhh nice one -6
ohSNAPyall 27
"My ex was 6 feet tall."
Daralea 21
"My ex only had one ********."
yumsugarr 8
Obviously he's not over her. Dating someone who likes someone else isn't really going to work out.
caitlyndeon18 10
And in a way you'd just be using the person you're currently dating to get over your ex. That also isn't fair to the person you're using.
SirEBC 7
I hope he was the OP of the story above this one.
orph_the_d 5
YDI for staying with a guy who obviously has no interest in you.
blargheria 0
Dump the ahole