Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Bipartisan?
Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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CODplayer4lyfe 24
Before people say feminism is wrong, feminism is simply equality for everyone. The women who want men dead aren't feminists. Learn the difference
MrHi7093 3
You better off without his ass.
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Comments (29)
chilty 16
that sucks. just shake it off and move on
Dre27 20
3 years isnt something you can just shake off, despite her boyfriend being a bit of an extremist
MrHi7093 3
You better off without his ass.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Well the wording of this FML is making my head hurt
Welshite 40
No, that's because you are tripping on acid.
Welshite 40
Obviously you should have gone with purple highlights.
vreid 20
Good riddance OP. Sorry it took so long to figure out those character flaws.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Before people say feminism is wrong, feminism is simply equality for everyone. The women who want men dead aren't feminists. Learn the difference
EpicAsh007 15
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Actually there is no wage gap
hernanjaimes_ 22
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There actually is a wage gap #10 and it's pretty obvious To #7 feminism isn't fighting for the equality of everyone it's just women fighting to be equal to men that's my problem with feminism and why I don't agree with it everyone deserves equality not just women being equal to men
potionowl 25
The wage gap is actually a misconception based on the types of jobs taken by men vs. women and other facts like men being more likely to negotiate for a higher salary and the fact that women are more likely to work fewer hours over the span of a year due to taking maternity leave or showing value for their family differently than a lot of men. Men take more hours to provide more money for their family, and many women take fewer hours to spend time with children. This doesn't apply to every person ever, but it contributes to the supposed wage gap among other things.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
#10, my mom and step dad have the exact same job at the exact same company. My mom has been there for five years longer and he still makes $0.75 more an hour than she does. What was that about there being no wage gap?
potionowl 25
Is he by any chance a better employee than your Mom?
Gaernem 17
Feminism isn't about full equality anymore. Women only complain about what they see as uneqaul to them. But really you never see them complaining that more men are prosecuted for domestic abuse, simply because a woman told the police that he touched her and because she has marks on her body, when women do just as much domestic abusing. Seems it's always the man's fault. Also more and more men are raped per year, especially in prison, but you never hear anything about that either. The people who do things like this to men are never sought after for justice.
Kazze 31
There's a difference between a feminist and a feminazi. The word "feminist" carries negative connotations now thanks to all of the feminazis, but there are still true feminists out there. Feminists want equality for everyone, feminazis want superiority. That was a simple of a definition I can make.
T1A2Z3 35
Feminists are too concerned with a wage gap that we have no evidence of. If they were truely concerned with women's rights they would be fighting against sex trafficing. Feminism as a whole was a good idea. Some people still fight for the right thing but it is mostly concerned with bras and tampons.
Nadine 21
What you're referring to is called intersectional feminism, and it is what feminists stand for. I'll even add one that you forgot, and that's the rights of oppressed women who don't live in westernized countries. We're fighting for everything that involves equality, and yeah, that includes the stuff that pisses you off like, tampon tax (which, you should really do some soul searching to see *why* exactly, those things upset you.) There is nothing more ignorant, frustrating, and harmful for an otherwise incredible social movement than when people confuse misandry with feminism.
chjh910 12
Damn blonde highlights
lwood0812 16
I would just let it go and move on. There are better people out there
mairelys 21
Agreeing with "some feminists"... Urgh. Either you agree women & men are equal or you don't. That's what feminism is. Not that women are "better", not that men are monsters. Feminism is the belief in the equality of both sexes. Period.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
And transsexuals and everything else in between. I see nothing wrong with any actual feminists, but a lot of them want all non-females dead
potionowl 25
That's what feminism is supposed to be, but a lot of "feminists" are crazy man haters who don't actually want equality and believe every man is a rapist. Agreeing with some feminists most likely implies your definition and not the newer strain of "feminists".
Junkiegamer 26
I know it sucks, but your better off in the long run