Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Redheadedrage 5
Actually I am a ginger and I don't give a **** if they try and attempt to tease me. It doesn't bother me. It just shows I'm more grown up than they are. I'm sorry I don't act like a semi- retarded 5 year old who teases gingers.
dogpup4 23
Completely agreed.
towboater198425 6
Ginger bitches are hot, and freaky!
Aarondabass 0
F-ing gingers
nitemare0 17
Really? Gingers are HOT!
Flyersman17 1
do you have big ****
Majstr 23
He broke up with you because you have no soul. Just kiding, sory to hear that. :(
dopeass 4
That sounds just like my buddy a couple days ago..
fomoco1 0
if your not fat he is a dum ass red heads are great in bed
xxxx420 1
Are you guys 14. Red hair is hot
Kaciesmith25 3
I'm a ginger and i'll let everyone know that we freaken DO have souls! My boyfriend loves my feisty personality that matches my hair..a true man would love you no matter what hair color you have..and they should love you more because of your gingerness. ;)