Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
BighornB 0
Gingers have firery attitudes and hot in the sack! His loss
Fapootles 0
That's bogus,,if it makes you feel better my bf dumped me because he could never spell my name (jocelin) correctly..
Cleao18317 11
Dye his hair ginger while he sleeps
JohanTheZohan 0
That sucks!
PapSmearNinja 4
lmao @ 1st comment "fire crotch"
Shleebs 12
I think red hair is really pretty. Your ex is a douche.
structuredchaoz 4
Better dumped now than later. His loss. Redheads are HOT!. You will find better hun.
lokrar789 7
Red hair is sexy;p
rakuboi 3
He was just looking for an excuse to break up with you, sorry.
rattusrattus 19
@111, doesn't matter to me, according to my philosophy we are all soulless. Redheads or otherwise.
rattusrattus 19
Ok, that got put in the wrong place. Sorry.
snickersxx 0
113- Indeed.
justs0me_r0mance 0
obviously the relationship wasn't that serious. maybeee you should get out there gingerbread & find a real boyfriend. :)