ohman
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Top comments
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
Vehicle 1
Awe :( that's sad
KianaSixx 0
BAHAHAHAHA! OPs bf is a shallow jerk
rottentomatoes 7
yes, and hamsters are cool :)
KianaSixx 0
yes, yes they are.
2kool4skoolyo 0
rattioh 0
mice pwn hamsters
dodoo_fml 0
^^ to right bro
meepz 0
agreed
iSitt 0
this is why I read FML
tweetbaby14 18
haha so you stuff chewed food in the side of your mouth and hold the seeds with both hands. first time i'm ever gonna say this so feel special: your life sucks. I hate small rodent animals... excluding chinchillas; I wuv my puffy babies.
tweetbaby14 18
haha, so let me get this straight you stuff chewed food in the side of your mouth and hold the seeds with both hands? first time i'm ever gonna say this, so you should feel special: your life sucks. I hate small rodent animals... excluding chinchillas; I wuv my puffy babies.
madarchod 0
fake
breegee 0
this is the first fml that made me literally laugh out loud ahahaha! . that sucks though? lol
hairt 4
maybe you should get braces to fix your buck-tooth.
biwinning88 1
seriously? im so confused by why all these people like hamsters. THEY ARE HAMSTERS its not like they are dogs or cats and have a personality and actually enjoy your company and are interested in giving you attention, they just run in a wheel all day. im honestly just baffled
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
Dragons_corner 6
I agree. I would laugh and think it's cute
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
katTKD 0
this made me laugh. I'm sorry op. that really sucks though. you'll find someone better :)
Person1233 13
Why is that a problem though? Unless his hamster is his ex...
breegee 0
lmao! romantic past he got there if his hamster was his ex lol
CRrawsum 7
Hah, my comment didn't show :(
CRrawsum 7
anywho, he wasn't good enough if he couldn't look past something as simple as that. FML
hilda_kitty 16
C'mon... you can't be THAT furry, can you?
eeeeeeee 5
Should that not be a good thing? Hamsters are adorable.
FishTale 0
whats his problem hamsters are cute! the freak!!!!
The_grumpy_bear 0
You'd think that would be a cute thing. Sounds like you're just too damn cute for him. Dont be sad op; he can't handle your cuteness. I'm sure someone better can.