Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
aztaroth_fml_fml 0
what an asshole anyways could you imagine going the distance? baby you are saved
poppaof6 0
I find redheads very attractive!
j_cat187 20
Reminded me of southpark for some reson..
allinicolesmh 0
It seems like he's the one with no soul?.,
stun23 8
male gingers are so smexy
Hockeyboy4280 18
I've always thought red heads possessed a certain... je ne sais quoi about them. A certain beauty about them, I can remember about a good 75 percent of my crushes were red heads. Maybe it's the rarity, maybe it's the really light fair skin (I find pale beautiful), also, every "ginger" I've ever come across had a beautiful personality, and a wonderful smile. Hmm
spearodude 0
you can't feel too bad... seeing as how you have no soul.
newjerseyguy 0
What an ass, you should have asked him if he would commit suicide if he friends told him to as well.
nite66 21
He's a douche.
FKJVMMP 17
I used to have a ginger long-term missus, and the amount of shit you get is incredible. This was two years ago, and I still hear about it now. I understand where he's coming from. But, I agree with 175, that's almost definitely not the real reason, nobody is that much of a pussy.