Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
senor_awesome 14
red heads are hot. he shoulda told every1 else to **** off.
katatya 1
NEVER trust a ginger....
SuperKnuckels 6
if you were hot nobody would care if you had red hair.
Raditude 0
I'd totally date you. I love Redheads.
s8n666 0
What's your number? I love redheads.
notverysuperdean 9
Don't worry I luv all u ginger ladies :)
Glitch333 0
Ingwerkind. Anyone speak german? I find that so sad. You should dye your hair. :)
z3vil 11
Why should she dye her hair? She's not the one with the problem, he is
cunnalingus365 0
red in the head, freak in the bed!!!
alinka_fml 0
looks like he never liked you that much in the first place..
firestone75 0
what a fag, red heads r the best!!