Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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djdumont 0
well, for a redhead creature with no soul, you should consider yourself lucky for ever having a boyfriend. especially one thats human.
Bebbo_fml 21
Honestly don't waste time mourning over your relationship. He isn't worth it for being a douche and having douche friends.
jessie96xoxo 0
I've dealt with the same thing.. :/ I'm sorry.
halfpastpauly 0
Hell I'll date you I ******* love gingers :)
guitarplayer546 0
Female ginger are hot
kaykay20 0
The fact he dumbed you over that should be a good indication not to be with him. A person needs to make their own decisions in those matters regardless what others may think not let them control every little thing.
moorp 1
I LOVE ginger girls! They are gorgeous and all my life I've wished to be one- I'm finally going to dye my hair red!
cptcook 0
Dude really? He's dumb everyone knows the gingers are awesome n bed
pip74205 9
We like Gingers here in the states!
Dria0c0p 4
as long as your name isn't ginny weasley i think wel all be okay. =D