ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Confusedblonde
Canton, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
dead
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
screamo_neve 12
Some guys are too immature to deal with "shit" like that.
kablooey_01 3
maybe that was the polite way of saying you have no soul and hair dye can't change that
somerandomdude19 2
Well time to get ron's number..
sweet_candy_ 17
People with red hair are cute his loss op.
kbt13 0
does he talk to, and name said shit?
_Oliv3r 1
Lmao #1
snipeshow 3
Dye your hair, and then locate a soul
waschaffer 5
thats the least of your worries... first id take care of the no soul problem
zemma_soup 0
I Gots red hair lol ppl hate cus ur different I embrace it
kportal69 5
Seriously. :) power of the fire crotch. Mess with us we burn bitches :P
scoobyluv 0
if he dumped you over your red hair then he truly didn't care..u should tell everyone that he can't get it up:)