Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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carlosm21 6
Fqkn Ginger ! XD thats wat you get :P aha
brianjman14 23
You know, I would feel at least a little insulted if you didn't have the spelling of a 1st grader.
VeganVampyre 27
Now that's just mean! Most first graders can spell much better than that :P
kportal69 5
Give it a couple more years. He'll realize he made a mistake. See while blondes and brunettes are fighting about who has more fun, us red heads are already having all the fun. We act innocent but we are really freaks and every guy secretly likes a red head. And any guy who says otherwise is a liar or hasn't been with a red head.
Araoth 5
Why secretly? I don't have the need to hide that I like redheads... :-)
guckylynn 19
Except the way a person is has nothing to do with hair color.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
he is an a$$ just because you have no soul doesent me he can treat you bad
peaceloveride 0
hello, your the ass.
obviousboy 8
So… does the carpet match the drapes?
Martha_Plant 8
If you really loved him you would colour your hair so don't winge.
misshyper7991 7
Most redheads (I know because I am one) can't dye their hair because it doesn't hold the color.
z3vil 11
Not to mention they may never get their real hair color back if they dye it too dark. I love natural red hair, people with that color shouldn't dye it unless they WANT to. Besides, if he really cared about her he'd accept her how she is and not care what others say.
SmittyJA24 26
I'm a Scots-Irish guy, and red-head gals get me hot. It's his loss, not yours.
SmittyJA24 26
I'm a Scots-Irish guy, and red-head gals get me hot. It's his loss, not yours.
misshyper7991 7
My boyfriend loves my red hair and tells every guy he knows that gingers are the BEST girls to date. I feel so bad for you, but ur bf was obviously a jerk. You can do much better girl!
Zombie65 0
Lucky guy your boyfriend ;)
BighornB 0
Does the carpet match the drapes?
snickersxx 0
Your boyfriend is lying.
Chrispayne 4
So dye ur hair already
Zombie65 0
LOVE Ginger ;) Your better off without him if he can't stick up for you or himself even