Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
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Top comments
Bricktothehead 21
You definitely walked into that one.
Eliseopwns 22
Ignorance is bliss, my friend.
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Eliseopwns 22
Ignorance is bliss, my friend.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya but then again the more you know the better off you are. sometimes even the messed up stuff needs to be seen so we can appreciate the good stuff.
Mohamedegypt 13
I would actually like to know what the explanation was lol
tantanpanda 26
Well, one in the mouth, another in the hole and the last one up the back door. Or she might be able to fit two in one location? We can only assume.
SamySosa 10
or they simply do different things, doesn't mean she uses all 3 at once
mete_orito 34
Sometimes, some questions must not be asked. Bleach for your brain is not always available.
brandoneyez1 25
Is that why we still don't know the explanation. Now I'm curious why 3?
Bricktothehead 21
You definitely walked into that one.
PePziNL 20
I hope not into all three of them...
Alikia96 20
practice...
badluckalex 23
For what?!
PikidiliJo 12
Take a wild guess.
Darkness_Hate 29
Well now i know too. And i'm gooone..
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
u do? well what is the reason?
Dimps94 9
Is it mouth, butt, and vag?
thsb97 4
You wouldn't want to use the wrong one for the mouth...
ZombieSazza 34
To answer your question my friend I own an array of different sex toys. You get anal toys, vaginal, clitoral toys, etc. you obviously don't wanna mix up the anal toys. Some toys vibrate, some don't, some are rampit rabbits that both vibrate and have clitoral stimulation. Different toys for different moods. Hope this helps! *flies away*
Darkness_Hate 29
That was my thought yes
revidffum69 22
That could be shitty #80.
Arathis 19
Why would you even ask about something like that?
rogerover 19
Your sister sounds very talented. Does she also juggle balls?
CandyApple88 13
you mean with her hands, or her mouth?
joe3_fml 15
Shouldn't of asked in the first place.
MidnaLink 35
You shouldn't have spelled it like that.
Noreason89 6
Spelled what?
laden_swallow09 35
Spelled "have" like "of".
revidffum69 22
http://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/shouldn%27t%27ve
KhaleesiDannie 26
Sharing information is a good thing.... to a point
Zacky_Chan 22
One for her, her boyfriend and your mom